Music

 What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? image

 What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

 What kind of music do mummies listen to? image

 What kind of music do mummies listen to?

 What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music? image

 What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

 What musical instrument is the best typist? image

 What musical instrument is the best typist?

 What did the drummer name his twin daughters? image

 What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

 What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its image

 What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its

 What's a balloon's least favorite type of music? image

 What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

 Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music? image

 Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

 What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean? image

 What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

 Why are stones so good at music? image

 Why are stones so good at music?

 What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? image

 What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

 Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing? image

 Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

 What do you call berries playing the guitar? image

 What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why is the piano so hard to open? image

Why is the piano so hard to open?

an action shot of a long-haired man playing electric guitar while head-banging

Guitarists are so stressed out. image

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school? image

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

an illustration of various planets grouped together in space

What kind of music do planets like? image

What kind of music do planets like?

a few shiny brass instruments, laid side by side atop a wooden surface

How do you fix a broken brass instrument? image

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why did the turkey join the band? image

Why did the turkey join the band?

an elf in costume singing into a microphone against a yellow background

Which elf is the best singer? image

Which elf is the best singer?

Santa dressed in his suit, wearing pink star-shaped glasses, singing into a microphone with his fist in the air

What's the loudest Christmas song? image

What's the loudest Christmas song?

a black and white depiction of a cow singing karaoke, wearing glasses, with a disco ball hanging above

What's a cow's favorite music note? image

What's a cow's favorite music note?

a hand grasping a microphone, surrounded by refections of glittering lights

What did the ocean sing at karaoke? image

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

a woman in a chair sits close to a speaker and is being blown away by a sound wave

How does a witch play loud music? image

How does a witch play loud music?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church? image

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

an orange and white kitten wearing headphones

What's a cat's favorite song? image

What's a cat's favorite song?

a retro turquoise fridge, in a room with salmon pink walls and floors

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge? image

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

the sun beaming down through clear, vibrantly blue skies

How does the sun listen to music? image

How does the sun listen to music?

a pile of various instruments, all stacked up next to each other, against a white background

What instruments do imaginary friends play? image

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

elderly man holding a spoon while Pepto-Bismol® is poured onto it

Who is Pepto-Bismol-s® favorite band? image

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

a guitar positioned next to a latte on a wooden table

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song? image

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

a musician playing guitar in a studio under bright lights

Why was the musician arrested? image

Why was the musician arrested?

two men throwing a frisbee in a waterfront park

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music? image

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra? image

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

an adorable frog perched on a white flower

What type of music do frogs listen to? image

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer? image

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

a bright green, shiny bug crawling on headphones

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song? image

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Which insect always signs up for marching band? image

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet? image

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Irish bagpipe players waking along a parade route

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play? image

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

a man with a horse mask playing an electric guitar against a pink background

What do you call a horse that plays the violin? image

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

a brown and white spotted cow standing in a field against a blue sky background

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument? image

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

a person dressed up as a mummy, shrugging their shoulders

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music? image

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

a guitarist jumping into a split while playing his electric guitar

Why don't guitarists handle stress well? image

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

the Magdalen Green Bandstand in Dundee, Scotland

How do you make a bandstand? image

How do you make a bandstand?

a painting of pilgrims and Native Americans at the first thanksgiving

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to? image

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

a group of halved avocados sit on a wooden table by a knife

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music? image

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums? image

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

a person dressed as a pirate singing at a costume party