Education

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Who invented fractions?

Which subject has two parts?

Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What words make the best athletes?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What do teachers do during summer break?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What color are all the books in the library?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

How can you make 7 even?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.