Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What animals make the best students?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's the most determined bird?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
How do automobiles fly?