Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Because it's always pouring!
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What does an evil hen lay?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What is a tire's stance on economics?