Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
There was too much talking behind his back.
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?