Where does the president keep his razor?
In the Cabinet.
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What's the most determined bird?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
How do automobiles fly?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
How do you wash a lamb?