What's a frog's favorite sport?
Croak-quet.
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Which is the worst season?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?