What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Mommie Deerest.
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
How do snowmen get information?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What is the strongest animal?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What did the sickly elevator say?
When does a horse talk?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?