What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Your taste buds.
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?