What do you call an old snowman?
Water!
Why do cows go to New York?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?