What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why are books always so angry?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
How does a cow do math?