What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Cross your finger bones!
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Where does laundry go to college?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?