What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What is the wealthiest fish?