15 Lawyer Jokes So Funny They Should Be Illegal
By Todd H. • Jan 30, 2024
What makes lawyer jokes so appealing? Perhaps it's the fact that whether we like it or not, we will all have to seek legal advice at one point or another. While legal situations can be intimidating and costly, a little dash of humor makes everything better. That's why we created this list!
15 Lawyer Jokes So Funny They Should Be Illegal!
1. What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
A Father-In-Law!
2. What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
3. What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Sue.
4. How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
5. What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
They both go to court.
6. What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
7. What should a lawyer always wear to court?
A good lawsuit.
8. What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Just-ice.
9. Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Sue York City.
10. Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Jennifer Law-rence.
11. Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
He earns from your mistakes.
12. What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
A jury.
13. How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
14. What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Legal briefs.
15. Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
She worked in labor law.
