15 Home-Run Sports Jokes
By Marcus T. • Feb 08, 2024
Knock it out of the park with these 15 Home-Run Sports Jokes that will make everyone's muscles sore from laughing. Learning or practicing a new sport can be hard, but telling jokes about sports is easy!
1. Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
New Jersey.
2. What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Flag football.
3. Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
4. What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
5. What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Figure skating.
6. What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Water sports.
7. What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
A whee-bra!
8. What is a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
9. What is a whale's favorite sport?
Beach-ed volleyball.
10. Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
The ball-et.
11. What sport is always getting in trouble?
Bad-minton.
12. What sport is full of interior designers?
Rug-by.
13. What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Hawk-ey.
14. What sport requires no movement at all?
Channel surfing.
15. What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Pickleball.
Tell these jokes at your next practice (or at the gym!) and you'll score a touchdown with all your friends!
