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an upset man sitting with his head in his hands as a woman walks away from him
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Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
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various people sitting in a cafeteria in the midst of conversation
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What table can you never sit at?
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a marine biologist wearing a hard hat and vest looks at a specimen in a glass jar
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What did the biologist wear on his big date?
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two scientists working in a laboratory
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Where does a scientist wizard work?
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a group of small white mushrooms growing on a log
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How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
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a close-up of a person adding a blue substance to a beaker
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Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
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three people wearing white lab coats are talking in a laboratory
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How do scientists freshen their breath?
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a close-up of two ice cubes on a watery surface
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
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a close-up of a statue of Charles Darwin
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What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
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a wave of water splashing against a white background
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How do you spell water with 3 letters?
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three crazy-haired scientists in a lab with chemicals
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Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
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a blue-colored image of eukaryote cells
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How do amoebas make calls?
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What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
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Astronaut's baby?
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How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
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Why was the math book sad?
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a child dressed up in a cardboard rocket ship costume stands next to a cardboard robot
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Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
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Why do math teachers love March?
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Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
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Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
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Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
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Why are bakers so good at math?
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What math figure is also in the band?
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What do you call a peanut in space?
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What do you call a dog in space?
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How does the moon cut her hair?
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How do you organize a space party?
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a bike sits on a stand in a repair shop with many tools
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Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
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negative numbers?
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Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
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moon restaurant?
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
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