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a turkey stands in a dry field of grass
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Why did the turkey join the band?
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a few shiny brass instruments, laid side by side atop a wooden surface
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
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an illustration of various planets grouped together in space
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What kind of music do planets like?
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a close-up of lots of little pumpkins
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Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
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an action shot of a long-haired man playing electric guitar while head-banging
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Guitarists are so stressed out.
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an orange and white kitten wearing headphones
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What's a cat's favorite song?
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a skeleton posed with its arm extended
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Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
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a woman in a chair sits close to a speaker and is being blown away by a sound wave
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How does a witch play loud music?
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a person dressed as a pirate singing at a costume party
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What makes pirates such good singers?
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a close-up of a person playing the piano
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Why is the piano so hard to open?
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a painting of pilgrims and Native Americans at the first thanksgiving
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What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
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a woman is playing the drums
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Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
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a group of halved avocados sit on a wooden table by a knife
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What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
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the Magdalen Green Bandstand in Dundee, Scotland
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How do you make a bandstand?
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Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
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Why are stones so good at music?
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Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
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What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
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What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
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What musical instrument is the best typist?
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The Toothpaste?
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
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Mummy music?
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What kind of music do mummies listen to?
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What do you call berries playing the guitar?
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What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
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What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
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Drummer's daughters?
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
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