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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
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What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
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Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
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Why is April the cleanest month of all?
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Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
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Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
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Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
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Why do moms make good vintners?
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Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
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Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
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Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
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Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
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Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
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Why are sandals so indecisive?
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Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
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Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
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Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
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What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
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What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
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What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
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What's a doctor's favorite Olympic sport?
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What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
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What nationality is Santa Claus?
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What is the best Christmas present ever?
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What is a mom's favorite game?
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What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
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What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
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What does winter fat turn into?
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What Easter candy has tons of friends?
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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
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What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
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What do you call Santa's Helpers?
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
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What do birds serve on Halloween?
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What did the skeleton order at the bar?
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What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
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What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
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What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
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What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
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What did Santa bring to the potluck?
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What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
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