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a photoshopped image of a tree growing out of an open book
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Why do trees hate going to school?
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a close-up of a person writing math equations on a glass surface
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What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
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a set of gilded scriptures lays open on a table
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What is the best way to study the Bible?
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a stack of 3 Oreo (r) cookies on a wooden surface
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Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
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a woman smiles at the camera while writing equations on a whiteboard
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What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
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an open notebook sits next to a stack of books, pens, and a calculator
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What school subject really rocks?
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a library complete with arching bookshelves
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What is the tallest building in the world?
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a graph-lined notebook on top of other school and office supplies against a turquoise background
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What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
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a man appears to be happily surfing on a blue surfboard
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Where do surfers go to school?
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a close-up of a person holding a scrapbook open
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Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
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a close-up of a clock face with roman numerals
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How do you add one to ten to get nine?
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a person uses a gold door knocker on a white door
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Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
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Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
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two children wearing backpacks are writing equations on a chalkboard
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Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
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a caddy of various cleaning supplies, including soap, sponges, gloves, spray, etc.
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Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
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Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
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Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
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Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
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computer smart?
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Why is a computer so smart?
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a close-up of a red pen and paper with an A+ written on it
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Why did the wizard ace his math test?
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Why did the student eat their homework?
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Why did the professor write on the window?
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an older strongman flexing his bicep in front of an orange background
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Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
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Why did the clock get removed from the library?
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Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
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The Hand?
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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
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Inventing fractions?
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Who invented fractions?
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Which subject has two parts?
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Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
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Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
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a woman in a library sits gesturing to a laptop in front of a large notepad filled with math equations
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Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
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What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
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What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
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What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
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What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
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What words make the best athletes?
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What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
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School supplies?
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What's the king of all school supplies?
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What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
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What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
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What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
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What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
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a teacher lays their head down on a pile of papers on their desk
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What do teachers do during summer break?
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What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
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What color are all the books in the library?
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
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Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
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How many letters are there in the alphabet?
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How can you make 7 even?
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Anyone know the formula for water? Sure. That's easy, said one man. What is it? H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
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