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a hand reaches towards a traditional alarm clock, standing against a yellow background
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Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
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a turkey, walking outside in the dirt with greenery in the background
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What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
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a flock of birds flying in a colorful sunset
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Why do birds fly south in the fall?
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a spooky haunted house at night
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What kind of key opens a haunted house?
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a dark spooky forest road
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What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
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a colorful, tree-covered pathway with fall leaves on the ground
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What do trees say when autumn comes?
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a close-up of a girl smiling with her eyes closed against a yellow backdrop
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What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
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a photo illustration of one tree going through the four seasons at the same time
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What is the most adorable season?
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a jack-o-lantern sits on a table with twinkling orange lights in the background
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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
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a person holding a yellow gasoline pump
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What is another term for the price of gas?
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forest with light shining through the treetops
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Why do trees try new things so often?
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a person dressed up as a mummy against a black backdrop
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Why don't mummies go on vacation?
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a glassy lake surrounded by colorful fall trees
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What did the tree say when autumn came around?
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a fall forest scene with lots of colorful leaves
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What did autumn say to summer?
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a colorful forest with fall leaves
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Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
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an underwater photo of a tropical school of fish
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Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
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a teacher meeting her new students in the classroom
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What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
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a close-up of red, yellow, and green fall leaves
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Why did summer catch autumn?
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a close-up of a wave curling in the ocean
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What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
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a close-up of two bees flying near a flower
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What do bees say in the summer?
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a toy robot on a lounge chair next to paper umbrellas
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Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
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three sharks are swimming in clear, shallow water in Tahiti
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Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
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You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
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Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
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turquoise blue waves are about to crash on a beach
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Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
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a pair of red rain boots filled with yellow flowers sit by a metal watering can in the rain
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Why is summer always sad?
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a view of the earth from the moon's surface
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Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
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Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
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a European mayor stands at a table in front of a crowd
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Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
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a woman standing in front of an A/C unit has frost in her hair
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Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
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Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award?
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Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
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When do flowers get their workout in?
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What's a worm's favorite holiday?
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What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
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What's a direction's favorite holiday?
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What do you get when two plants kiss?
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What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
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the sun is setting behind a body of water providing an orange glimmering sunset
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What did the sun use for its sewing class?
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What day never takes itself seriously?
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