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a Yorkie dog with its ears raised against a green background
Animals
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
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a turtle swimming in the sea
Animals
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
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a close-up of a tiger
Animals
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
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a close-up of red wine being poured into a glass
Animals
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
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a swirling, dark blue ocean with lots of waves
Animals
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
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a pink piggy bank wearing a pair of sunglasses against a pink backdrop
Animals
Why do pigs tell jokes?
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a unicorn pool floatie in a pool
Animals
What animal floats best?
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an underwater photo of a school of fish
Animals
Why do fish live in salt water?
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two dogs dressed in bandanas sitting at a table set for a poker game
Animals
What animal should you never play poker with?
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a close-up of a honey bee flying in front of a flower
Animals
What kind of bee do teachers love?
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a boy holds his chin and makes a perplexed expression
Animals
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
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a clown fish in an anemone
Animals
How do fish watch TV shows?
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a pug dog dressed as a detective
Animals
What do you call the successful dog detective?
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a single tan-colored duck standing
Animals
Where do tough ducks come from?
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a close-up of two dandelions side-by-side
Animals
What is the smallest lion?
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three hens and a rooster pecking at the ground
Animals
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
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a blue viper snake coiled on a tree branch
Animals
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
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a close-up of a veterinarian using a stethoscope on a horse
Animals
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
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a sleeping cat lies on the ground in front of a cell phone
Animals
Why are cats good at playing video games?
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a picture of the office supplies aisle at a store
Animals
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
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a close-up of bees crawling on a honeycomb
Animals
Why do bees gossip?
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a man doing karate at sunset
Animals
What animal knows kung fu?
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a close-up of a dog on a leash going for a walk with its owner
Animals
What's a dog's favorite city?
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a cat looks unamused while it sits on top of an open laptop
Animals
What animal has the worst mood swings?
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a close-up of a bathtub faucet running and lots of bubbles
Animals
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
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a polar bear coming out of the water onto an iceberg
Animals
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
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a dog looks longingly out the window while laying its head on the sill
Animals
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
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a herd of cows is grouped together in a field with an ominous cloudy sky behind them
Animals
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
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a porcupine crawling through foliage in the forest
Animals
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
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a crocodile sits on a log in the water
Animals
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
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a small white lamb sits on the grass with a cloudy sky behind it
Animals
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
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two dogs stand on their hind legs towards each other
Animals
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
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a gray goose holds a magnifying glass with its wing over its eye
Animals
What was the detective duck trying to do?
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a close-up of a coiled blue snake
Animals
Why was the snake coughing so much?
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3 cats looking at a laptop
Animals
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
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four cats are eating out of four separate bowls
Animals
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
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an illustration of a tyrannosaurus rex
Animals
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
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a small tawny rabbit sits in the grass with its ears upright
Animals
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
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a black and white dog wears blue glasses and is using a calculator
Animals
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
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a mother buffalo nuzzles its calf
Animals
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
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a turtle is hidden, tucked into its shell
Animals
Why are turtles so shy?
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a few cows are sleeping in the grass
Animals
When do cows get tired?
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a chimpanzee is grinning widely
Animals
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
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a colorful tree frog is peeking out from a green plant
Animals
How do frogs get to work?
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a woman wrapped in a blanket holds her throat with a pained expression
Animals
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
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an impala with long horns stands in the grass
Animals
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
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a rust-colored Kunekune pig laying in a pen
Animals
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
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a male lion and a female lion nuzzling each other
Animals
What does a female lion call her mate?
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a group of instruments, including a drum, cello, violin, French horn, and harp, among others
Animals
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
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a small girl holds two apples up by her eyes
Animals
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
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