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Animals
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
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What dinosaur loves to play golf?
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What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
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What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
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What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
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Why are turtles so shy?
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When do cows get tired?
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Why are monkeys lousy workers?
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How do frogs get to work?
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What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
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Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
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Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
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What does a female lion call her mate?
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What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
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What's a duck's favorite ballet?
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How many insurance policies do cats need?
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Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
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Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
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Where do kangaroos like to eat?
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What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
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What do you give an angry rhino?
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What's the difference between people and chickens?
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What says: oom oom oom?
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What's black and white and red all over?
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What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
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Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
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What is another name for a cow?
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What do you call a dog that meditates?
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
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What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
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What do cats eat for breakfast?
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What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
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What did the horse say when it collapsed?
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What did the wasp do when he got hot?
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How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
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Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
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Why was the horse so happy?
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Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
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Why was the glow worm unhappy?
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Why was the fish so smart?
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Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
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Why was the cat so small?
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Why should you not pamper a cow?
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Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
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